> You know, things aren't bad just because they're
> popular and well liked.

unless we're talking about britney spears. eeeww! her boobs
are like, so fake & stuff.

my friend found these really awful teen magazines that
someone had left at the post office, & one of them had an
article called "blink 182 dares you to be different." there
was also a fashion page telling one how to "get punk," which
apparently includes buying $82 plaid bondage pants. doesn't
everyone know that plaid bondage pants are like, sooo passe?

sorry if i've offended any rich kids with bondage pants. you
are aware that you look like idiots, right?

by the way, 24-hour post offices are the coolest thing since
sliced bread, & i should make it my mission to send at least
one offensive email to this list per week.


xoxo, veronica.