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This is hillarious! Thanks for the laugh. Huge waste of dorks' time... LOL
Adam
On Fri, Apr 1, 2011 at 12:30 PM, Patrick Dunn <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> This language, called Alurastinanic (pronounced [ba]] is a oligofusional
> language in which all morphemes are fused into a single conjugation of the
> same syllable. The vocabulary and grammar are terms borrowed from the
> Swadesh list.
>
> I. Nouns
>
> Nouns have six genders (male, female, neuter, should be neutered, kind of
> attractive in a creepy way, and bark) and five cases (nominative,
> accusative, accusatory, accuvision, nomnominative [used only for food
> items]). They're also marked for four numbers (singular, singularity [used
> only for black holes], the number forty-two, and bark [used only for
> bark]).
>
> Each of the above morphemes is realized as a the syllable [ba], which fuses
> with the root, all of which are pronounced [ba]. Hence, a declension of
> the
> masculine noun [ba] in all its forms is as follows:
>
> [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba]
> [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba] [ba]
>
> II. Verbs
>
> Verbs conjugate for tense, mood, aspect, sleepiness, colorfulness,
> sleepiness, furiousness. Fortunately, all such morphemes are fused into
> one
> suffix: [ba], which attaches only to null roots.
>
> III. Adverbs
>
> No one likes adverbs.
>
> IV. Adjectives
>
> Adjectives usually agree with nouns, unless they've been drinking.
>
> V. Conjunctions
>
> What's your function?
>
> VI. Particles
>
> Every sentence contains a proverb particle and an antiverb particle, which
> undergo a transformation that moves them to the same syntax node, causing
> an
> explosion that converts both particles into pure meaning.
>
> VII. Conclusion
>
> I anticipate that this language will quickly supersede Klingon as a huge
> waste of dorks' time. It is perfectly regular and quite naturalistic, so I
> anticipate that the UN will adopt this as the official auxlang of the New
> World Order. Or, as we'll soon know it, [ba] (spelled
> "Polilogilogipastical").
>
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