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I think some of the folks on this list have WAY too much time on their hands. (not that I'm exempt; but I draw the line at fantasizing about swallowing Severin's marbles... >yikes<).... === Drew David Galvan Epoch Recordings America Business correspondence: <[log in to unmask]> Website soon! Watch for details! ---Space Commander Kaecyy <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > > I'm sure it comes as no surprise that the lineup of my perfect concert with > a backstage pass is as follows: > > The Cure would start. > > The Creatures, consisting of Siouxsie Sioux (Banshees lyricist and singer) > and Budgie (Banshees percussionist) would follow. > > Then Robert Smith of the Cure would come back out and join Steven Severin > (Banshees lyricist and bassist) and Budgie's ex in the Glove, reunited. > > Morrissey would play next. > > And then Steve Severin, Siouxsie Sioux, Robert Smith, and Budgie would join > the remaining Banshee as the headlining band, Siouxsie and the Banshees. > Robert would provide guitar, of course. And Morrissey would come out at > some point in the set to join Siouxsie in their duet song, "Interlude", and > maybe some others. Duets with Robert couldn't hurt either. All three of > them in one song... that would be very, very scary. > > After the show I would push past Siouxsie, Mox, Robert, and the rest to > talk to Steve first, because he is the neglected writing genius of the > Banshees, and I would suck his dick, should he so desire. Then, casually > wiping my mouth, I would introduce myself to the others. > > Space Commander Kaecyy, > whose Space Captains are currently recieving hideous tortures of the most > vile nature in response to their failure to extiguish the sun despite being > equipped with the firepower of a hundred Death Stars. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > John Constantine: "Messy..? Vicious..? Pointless..? So what? Who gives a > shit? We're all walking on our own. We're all anesthetized in Antarctica-- > waiting for something to happen. Not caring when it does." > --Jame Delano, 1995, The Horrorist- Antarctica > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I am unlikely to be online more than once per terran rotation. In cases of > urgency or of desire for an alternative form of contact, please call me at > (413) 546-0876. However, you are expected to employ a moderate degree of > discretion unless otherwise given leave, particularly if you do not know me > personally. Offenders will find their home planet mercilessly eradicated by > my space fleet. > _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @[log in to unmask] address at http://mail.yahoo.com