1. On asking the grandmother/caretaker of a 10 year
old with a seizure disorder if anything ran in the
family, the grandmother paused and said, "Stupidity."
("That's okay, ma'am, it happens to lots of
2. A mother wanted her child checked because she had
been sent home from daycare for "Conjunction-itis."
"No ifs, ands, or buts about it, ma'am"
R. David Smith, MD
Children's Acute Care
Cape Fear Valley Medical Center
Fayetteville, North Carolina
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