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SCUBA-L  August 1999, Week 4

SCUBA-L August 1999, Week 4

Subject:

Re: The Duel

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"Reef Fish (Large Nassau Grouper)" <[log in to unmask]>

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Scuba diving discussion list <[log in to unmask]>

Date:

Thu, 26 Aug 1999 06:46:26 -0400

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At 03:13 PM 8/26/99 +1000, Strike wrote:
>On 26 August 1999 09:32, Bjorn wrote:
>
>> Ed wrote:
>
>> > The Pictures Man! Where are the damn pictures?
>
>We haven't just got pictures! Hopefully we'll have newspaper cuttings! :-)
 
Indeed. The cover of the Time Magazine is not beyond the realm of
possibilities, given the nature of the scandal and media exposure of
the duels (note PLURAL). In their zest to rush to the Long Bar for
the Singapore Gin Sling after the preliminary JM vs Giovanni bout,
both Bjorn and Strike missed the Main Event for which I brought my
treasured sword (with which I circumcized, from 30 meters away, the
mosquito JM spoke about to Giovanni before the duel),
 
>>As a matter of fact, the male mosquitoes I shoot at from 30m are
>>unable to reproduce. :-)
 
see http://www.austintele.com/DaFeeshpics/
 
and with which I slashed Giovanni's tongue in OUR duel. According to
the latest CNN news, local authorities are still searching for Gionanni's
lost tongue, as they brought the same dog that found John Wayne Bobbit's
penis that was slashed and discarded by his wife ..., so that the tongue
can be sewn back on Giovanni.
 
Now you know why Giovanni has been silent.
 
>Deciding that one more nightcap was in order, we returned to the Long Bar
>where I slipped on a pile of discarded peanut shells and knocked a drink out
>of a young lady's hand. In an attempt to make amends, I invited her to join
>us. How was I to know that she wrote the social pages for the Straits Times
>newspaper? If I had, then I certainly wouldn't have told her that Bob was a
>film producer scouting locations for a new Keanu Reeves movie, or that Bjorn
>and myself were the film's Assistant Directors!
 
Film producer? I introduced myself to her as the Director and Film Star
Instructor Myiagi in the "Karate Kid" movies, and she was so impressed
by my sword skill as well that she phoned the Time Magazine editor to
put us (Bjorn, Strike, and me) on the Front Cover as Men of The Year.
 
>She was such a pleasant person that it seemed a pity to disillusion her.
>Mind you! I do think that it's nice that they're actually considering
>putting the group photo in the Sunday Times! (Hopefully not on the same
>page as the mug-shots of J-M and Giovanni!) :-)
 
>Because he was busy attending a conference and couldn't make it to the
>airport, Bjorn arranged for one of the Oriental Hotel's Rolls-Royce's -
>complete with well-stocked mini-bar - to bring Bob and myself back into
>town. It was so comfortable that we drove twice around the island! :-)
>
>Strike
 
The Hotel's Rolls-Royce was a "manually powered" rickshaw Bjorn sent!
After a few rounds of Singapore Slings and Zombies in the rickshaw's
mini-bar, who cares what vehicle of transportation was called?
 
Strike managed to get back to the airport safely, after the duels and
subsequent rounds of Singapore Gin Slings, doing his patented
Australian Crawl after he became "legless".
 
Glad you made it back, Mate! This missive is being dispatched from
the air-phone in flight which costs me $9 per minute, so I must keep
the length of this post in check.
 
-- Bob.

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