At 05:02 PM 3/31/00 -0500, Carl wrote: >> >> Here you'll find an unretuched picture of >> >> Aldora King with its captain Feesh, the DM Carl >> >> and Pamela Anderson: >> >> >> >> http://22.214.171.124:8001/Foto/aldora.jpg Strike wrote: >> >Giovanni! You're not only a piece of lying, soggy, limp-brained pasta; >> >you're also a thieving git! Who gave you permission to feature the >> 'Mollusc FU-2' dive computer in your picture? Da Feesh chimed in, >> Where? Where? I missed it the first time, and still missed it when >> I went back and looked again! They're not those little gizmos hanging >> on Carl's belt, are they? :^) DM Carl <G> could resist the shark bait no longer ... > >They must be. Either that or they're those little white things on >the tank that look like band aids. THAT must be it. He drills >little holes in the tanks then puts the band aid - er - I mean >computer on top of the hole so he can make it an air integrated >computer :^) No, no, Carl. You got THAT wrong. Those are the rusted steel tanks! :-) Re-conditioned by band aids. See YOUR invention below. >> How you're giving Carl some REAL cause to sue the pants ON to Gio, >> after you sued them off, for infringement of Carl's patent in the >> customized Nemesis-weightbelt (lead filled Nemesis computers will >> holes drilled) on Miyagi, while I'll sue Giovanni for infringement >> of my Chinese Aabbaaccus dive computer by opening insinuating that >> it is AI ("air-integrated") simply because of the air space between >> beads. > >That will keep our DF tied up just trying to figure out whether he's >putting them on or taking them off, something which most likely is >already a mystery to someone with such an innate ability to engineer >information :^) > >> >(I must say, however, that Carl's better looking than I imagined!) :-) > >I found it pretty funny how all my hair disappeared though and what >little is left on the sides is grey! :^) That must be some really >good touchup work by our DF :^) > >> Uh oh ... I must run for cover now. :-) May be back ... urrrr >> in a few days. I am gonna pull some nurse-shark tails while diving >> in the shark-filled sites in Chicagah! :))) > >You might be able to fool DF but we know that there ain't no >nursey sharks in that there city - it's just too windy. Which >also means that there ain't no nurse sharks in Boston which actually >has a higher average wind velocity than Chicago. > >Carl LIVED in both them cities. The HOT winds from both came mostly from the politicians there. Then Chuck (Carl's twin) popped in with, >Be careful. I am from Chicagah. The sharks you need to watch >for are not in the lake. > >CH But those are exactly the ones I meant! :-) The tails of the nurse sharks belong to a Northern Gentleman by the name of John Nitrox, and if we have Dim Sum in Chinatown, who knows how many sharks we may run into, ... on the menu alone! <BWG> Did we MISS anything else on Giovanni's Art? -- Bob.