Dan Jones scripsit:

> O, Catulle! Nates pilosas, fili, non potes asse venditare!

Or in the spirit of P. Brown:

O Catullus!  Hairy ears, son, don't prevent you from selling your ass.

> Personally, I prefer Martial. He's nastier:
> Versus scribere posse te disertos
> Affirmas, Laberi; quid ergo non vis?

Laberius, you say you *can* write your dissertation, so why don't you get on it?

John Cowan                                   [log in to unmask]
One art/there is/no less/no more/All things/to do/with sparks/galore
        --Douglas Hofstadter