Two amusing experiences-- 1. Taking a shortcut through a galleria/passageway (suprisingly empty at the time), I was ambling along looking in shop windows etc, when I realized there was a rather attractive gentleman coming toward me. As we got closer and closer, I smiled, finally stepped aside to my right. He smiled and stepped aside, to his left. We were two-three feet apart and about to collide when I realized it was a large mirror; I hadn't noticed that the corridor turned 90degrees....... 2. There used to be a touristy paddle-wheel boat that plied the river/lake here in Saugatuck; it was called the "Queen of Saugatuck". One night, just after I'd moved here, the telephone rang (odd, since I knew almost no-one)-- Male voice: Is this the queen of Saugatuck? Me, in wise-ass mode, assuming it was my friend in Detroit: Well, that depends on your point of view....... Stunned silence, then laughter and explanations. I looked up the correct number for him-- it had the same digits as mine but in different order. The boat still plies our waters, but has been re-named "Star of Saugatuck."