Just discovered this. http://www.engrish.com It's dedicated to an english-based conlang known as engrish used for selling purposes in Japan: "Dick and Uprise" is the name of a shop in Japan, as is: "Violence Jack Off", a clothing store for the younger generation. Not to forget the "No Smorking" signs ... Share and enjoy! Wesley Parish -- Mau e ki, "He aha te mea nui?" You ask, "What is the most important thing?" Maku e ki, "He tangata, he tangata, he tangata." I reply, "It is people, it is people, it is people."