Is it sad if pretty much _all_ of those apply to me? Does this mean I'll *never* find a date? Anyways, things I've caught myself doing, or at least thinking about doing: * You name pets in your conlang. * You name children in your conlang. (!!!) * You write to-do lists in your conlang (a REAL stretch of fluency--try writing driving directions in a language spoken by a rural, pre-literate, pre-industrial people).