OMG! It even works with the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme!

--- On Wed, 10/15/08, David J. Peterson <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Want to make it worse?  Emily Dickinson's poems can also
> be
> sung to the theme song of Gilligan's Island.
> -David
> >
> > Because I could not stop for Death,
> > He kindly stopped for me;
> > The carriage held but just ourselves
> > And Immortality.

And then one day he was shooting at some food,
When up from the ground came bubbling crude,
Oil that is.