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On Fri, Apr 1, 2011 at 10:30 AM, Patrick Dunn <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Nouns have six genders (male, female, neuter, should be neutered, kind of
> attractive in a creepy way, and bark) and five cases (nominative,
> accusative, accusatory, accuvision, nomnominative [used only for food
> items]).  They're also marked for four numbers (singular, singularity [used
> only for black holes], the number forty-two, and bark [used only for
> bark]).
>
> III.  Adverbs
>
> No one likes adverbs.
>
> IV.  Adjectives
>
> Adjectives usually agree with nouns, unless they've been drinking.
>
> V.  Conjunctions
>
> What's your function?

You, sir, are my hero. Even if you *did* get Conjunction Junction
stuck in my head. ;) I have tweeted your awesomeness:
https://twitter.com/#!/arthaey/status/53912809460871168


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