On Sun, Jun 2, 2013 at 4:08 AM, Padraic Brown <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > > Unless, of course, this is a perfectly normal, hardly bat an eyelash when > it does happen, sort of event. Why, in the Eastlands of the World, your > average witch's cottage is a veritable "Auntimoany Can Dance" of whirling > cutlery and contredancing candelabras. Although the company disavows all > knowledge of such events, chairs merrily chasing various other pieces of > furniture about the hall is commonplace in those households where one of > Lord Maytagge's Self Actuating Laundry Board Mechanism with Attached > Wringer is in use. My old washer used to walk across the laundry room. Maybe it came from the same manufacturer?