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Here is my translation of "The Zompist Phrasebook" into Khljha:

St Qhewayxhmikh Pyrkh yatser
"Sentences of Use when One is Going Abroad"

Sayonexhlotheyltal
"General Conversations"

Xhkhmamat pxhni jxe xhthurqantyejikh p.
"I wish to complain about something."

Xhyotim Qhiqyayxhyeu kei.
"'Tis better in the Eastron Dreamlands."

Fhqhel kiipetlra pejor Xhmjhepoi khwyilu teixhli?
"How much are those worth in real Library Credits?"

Ujxeiyfhto tlhaqa Khnixhwapur pfhu' ojufhxoyepakhlyir khyxe xhlir
Khmoxhki?
"You who burble the Divine Tongue can read Khnixhwa oneiroglyphs, right?"

Qiqiltuyxhyeu
"At the Caravansary"

Khornajhtlhefho khnirliyswaor qr po' ikaqoimayjhei ker xhrqni?
"Do all of the serving maids here have disgusting tentacles?"

Eqyayoqett ta tsenxhuykhtokh  poa!
"I'm coming, oh silly nanunculos!"

Xhra khrxhye' ijufhiyatsraxng kpil kafhoytya tlhingtaytya tyla ser?
"Do the songsters play music not sounding like cloud cats coughing up
trichobezoars?"

Lrieyiylwos tsenXhmiyi' pi pae tyaning pajejhtelnge t xhwopaingate
khwatlhuylkha tkhyes.
"If you go to the Holy City, you'll learn that a copper bead coin is truly
valuable."

Koaqing sestu poaqing khlrinlkhe khnararu.  Kuxhnentheytyayories
khmoppfho xhroe!
"A corpse lies on my bed.  Please exchange the hexagonal sheets."

Jhopaingateqha wthnta xhroe qham xhroa fhlinorsnxhayapnya khnltya
txhmixing fhatlha.
"The servants refuse to find candy pirates who may bring some sweets unto
me."

Jxeyjhwen Teurthyyejikh
"Befriending Someone"

Thyilayaxhmkhories xhlpreim pfhu khlatruytya qir krpo.
"A small amount of flower milk in a cup, please."

Aysa Khmlqa suspfha jhokh fhrtim pfhu pyanesur!
"Oh Blessed Immortals, I did not mean a tiny amount!"

Xhnayjheiyokhwen klatser xhenta ser ing?
"Has your nose always appeared thusly?"

Ujxurmpan khleikhajmfhe pyan.
"I understand your dialect completely."

Senpsi quja' xing poa' eiyingjan quja sunaleqi khtlhar se pxhli
pejor tlhatlhjhyot spfhen jhpalot khlsomu t.
"I may be hyper, but tomorrow morning I shall be non-hyper, though you will
continue to be u-ug-ugly."

Kho jkhyin Ostaypwar qir Qhtlha lrnaloi txing.  Thwarfhwasamatthni
Wthentlhuwu Fhrisqla kae txhlixing.
"So you've visited sta in Qhtlha.  Surely you are acquainted with mine
Aunt Fhrisqla."

X khwqheqhe stpa xhntlhomet!
"Oh stupid, uncultured mooncalf!"

Sopaingate khrxhye kllkha tsenapfhrfhyatlhui xhthntarn?
"Did your face become such because of the war?"

Kkhess suju Kolot akhalna ptlhi' apuntsaruyqnun txing!
"Don't call me 'Khnikhan loudmouth,' oh my friend, the stranger!"

Khuswexhmiteyngpu khlnei pxhniyaxhwa' eiyingjan tpejoxing.
"Indeed, I would like to meet you again when you are non-hyper."

qyumatokhwen qhae khnujru xhnsyi pfhu keis txela fhoqinulkhayntar
pxhli.
"Yes, I've always enjoyed foolish senses of humor that mock the folk of
foreign countries."

Khrit keiytya peisur!  Janyayqei qws keis khmaiqhyepol tsekhqyejikh
pqi!
"These are not all of them!  I have two more books, full of illustrations
of my family!"

Fhna se xhmieswoyjhei' ikhiypwar enakhmetetlho Khpelxhmikh kus
jkhakh pajeqhtiya lrainelpayaswaring - Pajeyaqwnita xhmfhuja pxhni
keixhroas klatser jhuthaknthe ker fhlm oaxhnratser poaypwo qir
khrokhnthe xhmir Khlmpus  -  tyepakhing?  Qr t khyja khmeinlan -
Syrlexhyeuythnem - xhnoike pajejhylta stening Khpellkha - Tsau
khautlhi' ei! -
"Have you heard the story about the man from Khpel who asked an ronaut,
saying, "I want to know how much time passes when one makes a journey on a
zeppelin hence unto Khlmpus."?  Then the ronaut says, "In just a moment,"
and the man from Khpel says, "Thanks!  Bye!"   "

Khleqinaqxhla khrxhye toaqing khmethlumu khyuwiyswaor?
"Do the folk have clockwork trains in your country?"

ngqayjhwen Lruyuylkha
"Attempting Romance"

Xhthptar khleit jin!  s xhthikhnepa jitt teir!
"I love you!  Be it that you marry me!"

Khnekhtangxhna km xhlir Tsaikhoaqhqho khloaryaxng xhnir snxho
jhpaipafhmla.
"Well-endowed maidens usually do not dance the Tsaikhoaqhqho so well."

Qharqnumaympai txhlixing pfhntumimm texhepejo.
"You're very pretty, though a foreign woman."

Xaxustyai jit aSyofhe qln!
"Kiss me, oh beautiful Nymph!"

Aifhiympeit ekheu' ekheu khleinaKhaqhenokhntet khar toe Xhr' yant poa.
"Ekheu!  Ekheu!  I'll meet your Parents and Grandparents."

Tlhlkhen khan ser ttlhi' xhnoe pythu sae.
"The hair ribbons, that you wear, and your braids are tangled."

Khleqoiythni khntepakh xorsajhyaning ttlhi.
"Surely the clockwork corset that you wear is stuffed with handkerchiefs."

Tijhyatser pxhrejor xhlir plexxhma Fhyqhu pajeyri poxhing
khetyajhkhathwuyaqluirthni per fhtaru khrin.
"Although the Immortals are eating me with meme leprosy, I think that you
and I surely ought to hug each other and kiss."

l syyumat khleit jheqxoyejen khleinakhwkhlkha xhnoe
khleikhakhwoaxhyatlhui khlrtsu xhnoe toe khakhqulaixoiyejnaxng jinan.
"Of course I admire you because of the purity of your mind, and because of
your love of art, and not because of your hourglass figure."

Prauyjhwen Khwl xhroe Khilweki xhroa
"Cherishing the Realms of Aliens"

Ojxaukh ojxaukh!
"What a stench!"

Fharneyjhei xhelekyutakh Panyanorxhmikh koaypwar?
"Is yon place the directions unto the ruins of Pnyanor?"

Xhyoaqoas xhyoaqoas ujxhmi Khyxhu' rqhong kae fhoyant pxhni?
"Wherever can I find the ber-Qhng rqhong?"

Khmarsiteljhei to' Erjet khrxhye to fheil Karijelwingaljhei to fheil
Qhejhalixha khrxhye to fheil Jhotopwanjhei to fheil?
"Is that Khmrsitel, or is it Erjet, or is it Karijlwingal, or is it
Qhejhalixha, or is it the Galactick Library?"

Poaqing xhamim kkhes tsenpaqhe tlhir po' sa.
"In my homeland one would call this a village."

Xhmir khleinatyuxuyswaor khmyot khlrfha kl.
"Your country has such loverly dirt."

Pajetspre'  poa koaqe tlhoaratlhisipoa pejor wasu tpli.
"I suppose that only temples stand here and scattered all over the place."

Pajeyraqelnge p wtholrnxha tlhekhqhe xhruqei qthfher ser alyir.
"I think that those warriors are statues with artificial swords."

Toaqing tsxhlit qhatakhaythya xhnir po khornatlhelqoyjhei?
"Are all the dungeons in your dreamlands as dirty as this place?"

Xhroakhpuythni qhau' ur qoe teiqhayya Ptoterthayan.
"Hah!  Your Ancesturs certainly destroyed their own dreamlands."

Qyixermpein jyxhmikh keis qhilefhyaxng qpfhu khmimefhuylwos ujeni
stt junsyejikhh khywiyan.
"The farms would lack uncultivated dreamlands if the people were willing to
obey the caste system."

Qhanwanjhei xoltoytya tuwuyaxngafham lrn se qhle pfho trlnwa pxhni?
"May I brouse for some merchandise that the sky rats have not found?"

Pythatha fhwatiytwekh poaqing xr kei.
"'Tis a pebble in comparison to the candy marks in my homerealm."

Pttlhe
"Journeys"


Sosoptoytyai sukayulkhaynguting!
"Follow that chariot!"

Fhseqa khrju ta tsenfhopa!
"Slow down, you fool!"

Otyexi lreqhnxhan jhngta plet iengoxuyxhyeu sya ser ing.
"My wife fell off about eleven leagues back."

Tyetwreu khyisyarxhnomayxng qls Jhpokhefhriytyikh
jakhnathetlhxhlayan!
"Cause it that my seat is not next to any Qja!"

Xhnpeyjhei xhurtiylkha xhlir pajheynguting jhpwo?
"Is this rusty apparatus quantum insured?"

Jxyikos xhmungamtejikh qlsit pfho khthyu pxhni?
"Where can I borrow some llama-yak or other?"

X qinqaniysqi jhpiilkhntu'  poa!
"Harbor guardian, I may take offense!"

Tifhruyjhei Talraytya khleina xhmir Xtsena sse khljhi pxhni?
"May I offer some Library Credits unto your enlightened Elders?"

lakh per tewakhaur Xharaju.
"Verily verily I am the Ambassador Thane's cater-cousin."

Jijikhmatimpi tsae pxhrejor tyaning jhxe?
"Hah!  You're not about to execute me, right?"

Fhjhayjhwen Tirxhoylkha
"Understanding Directions"

Koaypwo qr po toyutakh.
"Yence, hereabouts, and thither."

Tsenasrtlyoa.  Khnieqhiimofhe.  Xhrirxeyofhiting.
"Throughout the street.  Around the tower.  Past the river."

Tsenaxhiprayiqya.  Pfhoayaswareng.  reu fharnyaloi ti!
"Across the sky bridge.  Towards the two sky ports.  Go in those
directions!"

Stereijyikos kapreypwar qijeirswaor?
"Where is the carnivore speak-easy?"

Pajjano psa wtsuswyuqei jakhqiyxhmikh pxhliyepyer jhyopiyjhei
pajekhwilifhufhyejikh pxhmi fho txhni kexhloas xhlon jpwowo
khotlheytyaxing  poa?
"I know that I happen to be without clothing, but could you just tell me
how I may return to the caravansary?"

Xhwopaingakhh khuswexulyeyyejikh qluyejet Khniijemontso txhli.
"I truly compliment you because you understand the Mother Tongue."

Ei tyxe kus thoqelnge lrnaloi txhmixing pyepyer kho qhithnaingtyai
xhmeswo ser pyxhyeu!
"'Tis thrice that I have told you, so listen with your ears this time!"

TsenaStautxhyeu
"At a Formal Restaurant"

Tijhiyampetories qthrlqu xhmir Tmal Qlfhem pyan.
"I shall eat the forbidden food for the Qlfhem Mummies, please."

Janyaqllories xhroe sttlhu xhroa.  Ptopaylkhaxeng sttlhuylkha pxhmi
xhnoe.
"Two cups of nutmeg lemonade, please.  Two gourd mugs of nutmeg lemonade
for me, too."

Khnenopaingamo qeu ssijhe xhroe Pir xhroa khwsut kae qr po.
"I'm sorry, but we do not serve visiting Khnikhans here."

Qlsjhei jtsu QLNGAJKHtya' qi poa qeqnkha pxhni?
"May I, perhaps, be permitted to have some CLEAN water?"

Qikhutayjhei teiyuqei' qi poa trl pxhni?
"May I, perhaps, be permitted to have crisps with that?"

Ta fhrteling thinaroqen poaqing qwxe khmusakhpwar.
"Server, a fly is swimming in my soup."

Pajeqykhrema khrxhye t qhkhowe xhmqit pei?
"Do you think that this is proper tea?"

Jijxheytyaiyfhrei xhnoe fhoxhematnxha khrje jarnapetlkha pxhmi!
"Stop laughing, and bring the bill unto me!"

Pajexhkhramat p pajexhrnamat qr xhr pyepyer pajeyixhmja psur.
"I know that I ate it, but I didn't request it."

Swnxhuyan xhnir Kpe
"Intellectual Discussions"

Pejor khmqart pxhmi xhyla Pn xhroe Wtsrt xhroa pajetafhliytyai p
popaingate thontimulkhayntet jxyaxng thaokhxhmikh khojaqhayengut s
xhnoipe khnn qejhepxoiytya xhmir sw tnsworl xhnir khswo teiqhaprtset
Kngapakhh khntet keipejo.
"Though the ballet of the Children of Wtsrt is impressive unto me, I must
say that this particular opera seemed both mimsy and unsatisfying, and that
the Coryphus' chorus, though interesting, is no subsitution for real,
balletic stories."

Pajekhmefhxhna tlhotlho toayxhyeu'  xhwfhas jhanweqhu keis xhnpe
khmietetorlkha qir Pnyei qoe jhkhnte selupekhatlhaytya lrukh
qlaekhtya' .
"It seems that, at that time, we thought that a limited military campaign
in Pnyei was necessary in order to prevent the shadow of anarchy."

Jhongopaingakh xhmoe' eixhrejor keixhmoas keixhmoas xhrfha tnnga'
Urspfhuil pi xhmexhata kae Sqamasti wtsaungfhtosar sae.
"Indeed, I don't know whyever green haired Sqamasti fell in love with that
boring Senior Acolyte."

Pajepenxhiyingpenngpen t xhnpeyqras xofhyyejikh KEPUXHLIYAQWA
thuyerejet khnatlhaythya xhnir wthingpa koaqe lwyern TYANT PNUKH?
"Have you ever considered that WE might be insulted because YOU YOURSELVES
speak like freaks with purpleberries in their mouths?"

Khnatlhiyaloyengut khnautuylwos pxhli khltru xhwakhutakh Kongai
Fhajheqyejikh pyepyer sqjho qir Khmixhfhwar t.
"If I died this night, I would travel to the country of the Honored Dead,
but you would suffer in the Void."

lu khrxhye sntru xhkh fheil snxhi xhukhh khleinayanyyuqei Qhir
Qhiermoyoka?
"Have there been any true philosophy or actual science among your people
after Qhir Qhiermo?"

Fhnefha kus Khetyaqtqo
"Children, Taunting Each Other"

Poaqing fhafhaxhpta Qalwonxhwa fhwtlha khli' eilwai pejor lwntixing
Qlrmel fhwtlha khyi' eilwai.
"In my brain, Qlwon is less good as an artist than Qlrmel."

Twnkhos jhtu syilkheyjhwa xakhni sae pxhni quja khaturaythwar
qthaeypwar t se pxhli quja.
"By nature I seldom read comic books, but at this time I had to write an
epistle."

Qr p kiqnaungjheiyjhwor KHMSET KHLRYATSER tyaning?
"Now do you want to earn AN ALLOWANCE QUICKLY?"

Khxayfhto' eixhrejor qls fhumpoythnem kuss sqeiyefhtyaxng
khlakhtoiyolkhayntong pyefhu ser txa sae.
"Anyone can see that adults are just fools who can't find their own noses
with an hexagonal mandala."

Jafhromatoqes qykhreir ta toe khmrart syijhipnuqei tyaning.
"You're wasting breath, fractal face!"

Pejor sopaingalei xhnpe xhroe pte xhroa' l pajejhithnelejett tuxing.
"If you become punched, it happens because you deserve it."

Khlulpuyjhei x fhlaqhothe' othelnge!
"Die, you smelly eunuch!"

Xhrna xhtqe khleinaKhyexhryejikhh khnutyjayxhyeu tsatlhisjhwa
toayxhyeu koel khmrthoingswaor xyan janayniyan qir Tsanyuxpwe.
"My people pillaged the graves of your Ancestors to give the jewels therein
to their elegant concubines in the Great War."

Xutamattyai qoe lrexematt ta' Antsutsai' atalesqiyisquythya txing!
"Learn to read, otter-monkey lad!"

Aykhim tsae' utlhei!
"Eh!  Okay, Bro!"

Qlauxhayjheiyqros paje pejor fhpyuliin kepu pyaorkhpel
tsenakhmusamepkhengut?
"May we declare, saying that this conversation is worn out?"

Jhongopaingakh eixhrejor wthuyoifhayjhei ter kkhmokh t fheil khyqhatsa
khrxhye t fheil xhwaoptuyjhei xhnasyiytejikh t.
"I don't know whether you're a spoiled little sister, or whether you're a
foot troll, or whether you're merely stupid."

Xhekhmufhaytyaiyopil p.  Qhotqeyxeus pyrxha se' nyejhokh!
"I have to go home now.  Let's play, perhaps, tomorrow!"