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In an amazing coincidence, I am informed by the Crystalline Throne that
there is a word similar unto "loatra" in the Empress' Language - khlotra,
khloatrnthe, which may be rendered as "silly stories, nonsense stories,
children's stories."

Let's look at one now:

Khloatrnthe Khmmokhleqoxing Khmmoyetlho xhnoe pajeKhunxhre Khnrli
The Nonsense Story of the Moo Toy Aurochs and its Farm Maid

Xhelwifhtayxeus khloatrnthe xhrir Sithiyal khwaqheyaxas tepoyan!
Let's write a nonsense story about ox-eyed Sithiyal!

Siethiyalswaor qthathil qthxhung khmmoypyer khnenopaingate
pajetrlejikh xhnpe lwwaylkha pejor khwiyortrpa keixing.
Sithiyal had a little moo aurochs cow, but she did not permit it to be
washed in the laundry.

Khurterit se' otheiytya kmlet quja xhnotlhoyemlaltya qheyernkhmoxing
kexhing fha quja xhnotlhoymlal xhlir Qyakim tlhir khlelya.
Every day, she collected milk from the aurochs cow, and likewise the
aurochs cow was happy to give milk.

Pajefhrmeqhe Sithiyal - Tukhlieluytyai ta fhrexhe fhrtimm txhmi!
 Qthowyaxng ei xhynte' axkher pxhli papanoaqsejet fhxhri sluqei'
eswrtha khmo txhlixing! -
Sithiyal chanted, "Listen to me, little aurochs cow!  'Tis impossible that
I breathe, for you are squeezing the sky air out of my mouth!"

Jhsweka khuinxhyeu tlhqa khwaqheyupwrufhein qthaithlepakh xhnoike
pajekhwsqa Sithiyal khwaqhkhleqoi keixing.
One day, the aurochs cow gave birth to a calf, and Sithiyal saw that it
was a plush toy aurochs.

Khnrntu khmmokhleqoiypwar fhnyaloi tlhekhratser khleqoiyetwekhkhwus
kexheyentiring Sithiyal sae yeilwai khmxhmelor xhlir ojxaukhsqrun
qrjuju ser ti' eilwai.
Sithiyal loved the plush toy aurochs more than the other plush toys that
belonged to her, but this toy stunk with a great stench.

Tsena xhmir khwaqhkhleqoi jhwmu pkh tunteypyer qr  qlexematjhwu
Jhwjoyjhwa peinukh keiyaning.
The plush toy aurochs had many happy adventures, and once, indeed, it even
visited the Moons.

Xhthontrnaloi Khkhneng xhroe xhatamat xhrna' eixhrejor fho khnnexhni
keixhroas klatser othelnge' akhstarot .
On the face of the Moons, nobody can smell, learning how disgusting one
smells.

Pajekhmuxhejhayoqes khneyipexhaylyir - Xhyeixhmoas xhyeixhmoas qn jkhyi
Qws lrn se Sithiyal ptalwiefheseqwyepakh aqhus tsena xhlir
khmmkhleqoi? -
You are thinking, perhaps, "Whyever did ox eyed Sithiyal and the plush
moon toy visit the Moons?"

Pkhmo qlu fhls eixhrejor xkhqa xhnir Siethiyalntet khmmokhleqoxing
fhraoyjhei ur qr xhr xhr qoe teiqhalyorsenaol Khmepngaloi Qrenat qoe
fhyen qrojuxxhwi koaypwo' ajhoqhiyan.
Sithiyal and the plush toy aurochs wanted to check, understanding,
wondering whether the Emperor had hidden his workshops upon the Moons, so
that the two of them may take all of the toys from yon place.

Khaqhenokhuqa khwaqhyufhein epfhiyot pfho xhnalwa xhlir khlelyayuiqa'
Sithiyal pajekhytamat kexhing astiixhxhmat keixing.
After Sithiyal's aurochs cow gave birth to a second calf, she learned that
'twas a string marionette.

Khnenopaingana qti xhroe Khmnar xhroa Siethiyaluqeiyntet
khmmokhleqoxing astiixhxhmat.
The string marionette did not visit the Moons with Sithiyal and the plush
toy aurochs.

Wthrmet astiixhxhmat paje pejor khmta' - Elkhi' olu' ulta ker
xhmxhata.  Qhtqeqhe tnpyepakh xkhqa pxhni. -
The string marionette sighed, saying, "Who cares!  The Moons verily verily
are boring.  I want to play chess."

Xhnoet jhongopaingate fhe' eixhrejor astiixhxhmat keixhloas keixhloas
xhlon pljhi jrqha ser .
But, alas, the string marionette did not know how to play chess.

Eiqhorqheyeiyoxxhwi qlekyatser khorna qir fhakhsyaqi Sithiyal
qthaixhatenefhtayntet qthaithilntet khmmokhleqoixingntet astiixhxhmat.
And ox eyed Sithiyal, and the aurochs cow, and the plush toy aurochs, and
the string marionette all lived happily for all of the days to come.

Fhtkhing.
The End.