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Whoops. The title should be: "Kůlp Månifesto: Di Linggwistikal Konservatizm"

Not that it really makes a difference--the whole thing is just bizarre. But
I'd still like to know where it came from. (Google doesn't turn up anything
at all.)

On Thu, Jan 21, 2016 at 2:29 PM, Dirk Elzinga <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> To the hivemind that is the CONLANG-list:
>
> Yesterday I received an envelope without return address containing two
> copies of the "Kůlp Månifesto: Di Linggsitcial Konservatizm" and a copy of
> "Kůlp Wůrld" from Torronto, On., Kanadia.
>
> The opening sentence of the Månifesto reads: "Korrektik konservatzm iz
> wůnderfůl; it priizervaiz el gůdnes di å thing; ånd it åtemptaiz tu
> korrekt, or to eradikat, el bådnes."
>
> It then continues to outline the guiding principles of "morfoloji",
> "leksis", "leksikografi", "semåntika", "sintåktika", and "půngktuatio". It
> further declares that "Linggwistikal topoloji wil be ůnnessessarik." and
> that "Sosiolinggwistika wil bi nessassarik onli tu priivent fonal ånd
> sintåktikal korrupsion."
>
> Does anyone recognize this? I'm rather puzzlaizzed ånd bemuzaizzed by the
> whole thing.
>
> Dirk
>