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Pashni halfemyara idá! Dralkorunizhe khaá!

Very amusing! Well one!

Itlani Jim

On Tue, Feb 27, 2018 at 6:47 PM, Paul Schleitwiler, FCM <
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> Posted on Facebook by someone who can't take credit for them.
>
> A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting
> with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
>
> A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
>
> An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
>
> Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
>
> A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a
> wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his
> magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
>
> Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys
> everything.
>
> A question mark walks into a bar?
>
> A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
>
> Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we
> don't serve your type."
>
> A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but
> hoping to nip it in the bud.
>
> A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
>
> Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They
> depart.
>
> A synonym strolls into a tavern.
>
> At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute
> as a button, and sharp as a tack.
>
> A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little
> sentence fragment.
>
> Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
>
> A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting
> figuratively hammered.
>
> An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles
> heel.
>
> The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
>
> A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named
> Ralph.
>
> The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
>
> A dyslexic walks into a bra.
>
> A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
> conjugate. The noun declines.
>
> An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the
> television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
>
> A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
>
> A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
>
> A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the
> bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
>