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I know the following story appeared in Auxland sometime ago,
but I just laughed again after it appeared in Interlng once
more.
 
If you notice by the end of the letter it starts sounding like
some
new Novial Revision :-))) Oh, boy that was a funny one!
 
But, here you read it yourself, enjoy, or else :-)))
 
To: [log in to unmask]
Date: Friday, May 01, 1998 1:12 AM
Subject: Le Anglese como Lingua Official de Europa :-)
 
 
>Le sequente message es possibilemente le origine del rumor que
le
>anglese ha essite selectionate per le Commission de Europa pro
servir
>como le lingua official del Union Europee:
>
>LIPTON: Common European Language                             28
Apr 1998 08:51
>The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement
has been
> reached to adopt English as the preferred language for
European
>communications, rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
>
>As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded
that
> English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a
>five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
(Euro for
>short).
>
> In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly,
> sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.  Also, the
hard "c" will
> be replaced with "k".  Not only will this klear up konfusion,
but
> typewriters kan have one less letter.
>
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the
> troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f".  This will make
words like
> "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
>
> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes
are
> possible.  Governments will enkorage the removal of double
letters,
> which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.  Also, al
wil agre
> that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and
> they would go.
>
> By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing
> "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".
>
> During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining
> "ou", similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of
> leters.
>
> After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.  Zer
vil
> be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand
> ech ozer.
>
> Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
>
>:-)
>
 
 
Funny or what?!?!
 
:-))) ROFL
 
Since,
Jay B.