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On 03 September 1999 08:01, wrote:
 
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> The Northern Suburbs Great Funnel Web Spider Hunt where guests have 20
minutes
> to uncover as much leaf vegetation and old piles of wood to get a close-up
view
> of the world's most dangerous venom dripping female spider. Those lucky
enough
> to be bitten have 4 minutes to seek medical attention and anti-venom
before
> total nervous system shutdown and death. A must for the kiddies! Big fun
in the
> big city. Buses run hourly.
>
> Check out the Alice Springs Great Outback Camping Tour where you and your
young
> ones can re-create the now infamous Dingo kidnapping caper as portrayed by
> Meryl Streep in the 1988 film "A Cry in the Dark" The first group to yell
out "
> The Dingo took my baby" and can prove it wins a bonus prize. Check with
you
> travel agent for details. The are no refunds on this tour.
>
> Birdo (in a sick perverse mood today)
 
Ah!  I see the job with the Tourism Board fell through, then!  :-)
 
Strike